L A V A G R A N T B E L L E: GLOSSYBOX APRIL REVIEW

~ I've been deathly ill with some sort of flu for the past five days and therefore out of commission ~

This is my first GlossyBox ever! :)

Anyhow, I signed up for this when I randomly stumbled upon birch box and then I realized I wasn't limited to just one subscription box or even type, as these had to be a trend & the birchbox reviews I was reading were quite negative. (I did still sign up for the birchbox "waiting list (pffft how high class of them I suppose along with the really small samples that aren't worth $10/month they sell) because $10 a month for a surprise package with unknown things in it is not a high price to pay as those things make me happy =] ) I browsed for hours, looking for the coolest and most cost effective subscription box to sign up to be my first subscription box (I know I'm signing up for more especially ones like GlossyBox, which allow you to pay for one month at a time without a huge charge). At the time, I wasn't in a very good mood so I was looking for which box would make me the MOST excited and MOST happy each month lol, so I figured a makeup sample box would be my best bet especially one packaged extra cutely (with a reuseable box of course) (I waste NOTHING) and GlossyBox has the most positive reviews (even though some had me frightened), I signed up for it ($21/month without subscription-you only save a few dollars for being a monthly subscriber) and patiently waited. This was around the first few days of April, and I got the box at literally the end of the month. Pretty mucha four week wait. I suppose it was good for the surprise factor of it all, however they emailed me with a tracking number which only made me expect it! I wonder if there's an option to opt out of receiving shipping notifications via email... that would be great because I do think I am going to get next month's box! :)

Wash With Joe ~ "Coffeemint" Invigorating Body Wash [GlossyBox insert FULL value: $28 for 16oz, this is 1oz so I am assuming the value is $2] : Uhm, I tried this first (well at the same time as other samples used in the bath). I was scared to squeeze too hard as I didn't want to use up the whole sample at once. I used a tiny bit. Didn't so much free invigorated as odd. It smells weird to me. It still will be a good travel product-for others mostly; I'm glad it's unisex.
Le Meteir De Beaute ~ Replenishing Daily Solution [GlossyBox insert FULL value: $225 for 1.7 oz, idk what size this sample was like .03oz? It was in a foil packet. I did tape it so I could use it twice though] : Okay, when I saw this I started to fear that my first GlossyBox was really a birchbox, lol. I mean it was added sample to the 5, but it really had no value... despite me trying this moisturizer, really liking it, but scoffing at the $225 price tag and throwing away the $75 off coupon. I mean $150 for 1.7oz moisturizer? I'm sorry I'm not bleeding rich and old yet.
BVLGARI ~ Eau Perfume au the Blanc Tea Bag for Bath [GlossyBox insert FULL value: $9.50 for a .5oz tea bag, this was a .25oz tea bag so I'm again, assuming the value of this is $4.25, making the so-far value of the box )that claims to exceed the value of the $21 you spend): $6.25] : This was my favorite item, although it did again give me the suspicion that this was a birchbox in disguise. I was exhausted the day I received my GlossyBox and was planning on taking a relaxing bath anyway, and fell in love. I was afraid that I'd really like this product as I'd never want to bathe without one and they are quite expensive (making me either quite broke or very dirty). So, after this lovely perfumed bath (it really had not much more than novelty or deep wonderful fragrant notes of royalty in the air lol but I'm into that) I decided to eBay to see how cheap I could get them. So far, I've gotten 6 of the Green Tea version (full size, .5oz) for $22 shipped! Lol...
The Honest Company ~ Honest Organic Lip Balm [GlossyBox insert FULL size or 3 pack value: $10.95, so I guess this is worth $3.65. Lol they couldn't give a full size lip balm though? : I guess this seems really potent for chapped lips. I just used it and it has no scent and I don't really feel it unless I rub my lips and it's smooth & goes on smooth. It's really whatever.
TIGI Cosmetics ~ Glow Blush [Finally a full size product! 0.07oz, as I received, is valued at $22 retail ] : I was excited because this was the first full size product I touched out of this box, and its value exceeds the box's price by itself. However, I'd never pay $22 for just a blush... I don't know, I guess that's what this box is for. Anyhow, it's bright, I suppose a versatile shade for all types of skin. I like it.. but I still prefer my Too Faced Love Sweet Love Palette's blushes. I guess this will be my spare backup for when those are in need of replacing.
Alterna Haircare ~ Bamboo Style Boho Waves Tousled Texture Mist [GlossyBox insert FULL size value: $22 for 4.2oz, I got a .85oz bottle which is worth approximately $4.40 when you do the math on your phone's calculator app lol ] : This is a good size sample. I was happy. I spray whatever into my hair usually, and this smells good and has a nice texture, so I think I will be using it frequently.

OVERALL OPINION:

I like this box. Its' total value was: $38.40, obviously excluding their somewhat obnoxious $75 off coupon. What more can be said about THAT part than there is some obvious price inflation for false generosity via pretentious coupon gifting? Lol. The packaging was beautiful. I did, as most others that review GlossyBoxes, throw away the paper string stuff even though that was nice presentation. I loved the colors and the theme of this month which was along the lines of "au natural". I can definitely reuse this box to hold things and even the outer, shipment packaging came decorated with grey and pink polka-dots. :) I'm definitely going to sign up for next months box-now that the "au natural" theme is definitely out of the way I'm excited to see which of the more daring makeup products GlossyBox has to offer me in terms of the profile I have on there and such, too!

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